the civic heritage trail
a local museum with miniature dioramas sitting inside town hall. this small, oddly quiet room showcases hell's civic past; school photos from 1927, retired post office boxes, a collection of antique election buttons, and dioramas of "hell as it was." visitors note that the dioramas seem to shift slightly with each visit. a plaque once read "we never got it right, but we got it ours."
the crooked mile trail
a twisting road through the woods in the untouched part of the elms neighborhood. it is famous for supposedly disorienting anyone who tries to follow it straight. there is now a wooden boardwalk and cheesy photo stands where visitors can pose as lost souls. the town sells i survived the crooked mile t-shirts in bulk. you can read more about its lore
here.
the devil's chair
an old stone bench in the cemetery, marketed as cursed. legend says if you sit on it at midnight, you will hear whispers in your ear. in truth, the stone is just oddly echoey, but kids dare each other to sit while parents snap photos.
hell's gate rock
a seaside outcrop that looks like a giant arched doorway. local tradition says if you walk through it at low tide, you'll lose something- a memory, an object, or even a shadow. unfortunately, you'll never know until years later.
hellhole caverns
a set of shallow caves in south hellport that miners abandoned long ago, now marketed as bottomless. guides lead flashlight tours, embellishing ghost stories about miners who vanished underground. in reality, the caverns barely go a mile, but thrill seekers love carving their names into the walls. there is even a gift shop selling rocks that suspiciously look store bought.